when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

(Source: dvaefranco)

  • mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints



I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago


5 months omg thats so good!! i know omg i still laugh about it tbh

ikr but i need to find a job or something because i’m gonna be so bored like

same  here


have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those


when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn